I'm what Jeff Hammond might call laxadasial.

Ask me anything   Unemployed writer and graduate student

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via littlehawkeye)

— 6 hours ago with 713612 notes
Flags made me a Chibi of my icon picture! It’s a cute little me! How adorable!

Flags made me a Chibi of my icon picture! It’s a cute little me! How adorable!

— 8 hours ago
#do-you-have-a-flag 

ni-ki-ma:

*´¨)
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•` ✩ Ronnie, Steve and Artimus

— 9 hours ago with 8 notes

scratch-the-maven:

James “Bucky” Barnes (Winter Soldier) and Steve Rogers (Captain America)

Bucky: Wow. Steve Rogers decides to have fun. It’s not just Christmas…it’s a Christmas miracle.

Steve: Stop. I have fun.

Bucky: When?

Steve: Remember when I punched Hitler? That was fun.

Bucky: Yeah, okay.

(via ohawkguy)

— 9 hours ago with 1469 notes
puffinmuffin:

aeon-fux:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

lmao what is it even trying to get at like of course he never tweeted a sonnet, computers didn’t exist?? This is so weird

Moses didn’t tweet the ten commandments either but I’m fairly certain that’s because javascript isn’t supported on stone tablets.

puffinmuffin:

aeon-fux:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

lmao what is it even trying to get at like of course he never tweeted a sonnet, computers didn’t exist?? This is so weird

Moses didn’t tweet the ten commandments either but I’m fairly certain that’s because javascript isn’t supported on stone tablets.

(via suckmylit)

— 11 hours ago with 83029 notes

Hey, so, uh. I’m deaf. They deafened me. I’m deaf and we need to talk. So… So I’m gonna sign what I have to say. I need the practice and I’m not gonna hide anymore. Barney’ll translate. It’ll be okay. Okay? Okay.

Hawkeye #19

(Source: philcoulson, via ohawkguy)

— 11 hours ago with 846 notes

dickraisin:

Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

(via fyeahdickgrayson)

— 11 hours ago with 425 notes

bad-dominicana:

the pixies- where is my mind

(Source: reverseracist, via 90s90s90s)

— 11 hours ago with 8793 notes

agents of shield gag reel (x) - clark gregg

(Source: whattamen, via littlehawkeye)

— 11 hours ago with 1173 notes

sociallychallengednerd:

Natasha walking through the Avengers tower with her angry face on and Clint thrown over her shoulder fireman style she just storms past everyone and no one speaks Clint just hangs there and sadly waves to everyone as they pass

(via thorodinbro)

— 11 hours ago with 11818 notes